conversations that MUST be recorded

I caught Sitani blowing a snot rocket out of his nose.
Me: Eeewww, Sitani, don't do that. That is so gross.
Sitani: No mom, it's not my bugars, it's just my brain.

Me: Sitani stop picking your nose.
Sitani: No mom, it's not picking my nose. It is picking a pickle. (?)

****Can you tell that we have had a lot of runny noses at our house?

Marley had a stinky diaper.
Me: Eeewww, somebody is stinky.
Sitani: Yeah, Marley is stinky like like (the studdering) like a rabbit.
(I was so confused about this then I realized he was thinking of the rabbits we saw at the fair.

Sitani wakes up and runs straight into our room where Elijah was swinging on the swing. I overheard this conversation.
Sitani: You loves me, you loves me? Then his kisses him
Sitani: Yeah? Yeah you loves me? Oh okay. Thanks.

I later heard this conversation and pretended not to notice. Sitani was playing with Marley in the living room and out of no where asks Marley..
Sitani: Marley you loves me?
Marley: She ignores him and keeps on playing.
Sitani: Marley you loves me?
Marley: mmmm
Sitani then gets up and runs to me...
Sitani: Mommy, her loves me.